Once upon a time,I was a sexy carrot. Many of you may find yourself asking, “How can a carrot be sexy?” Did you know that carrots are high in vitamin A? This means that they are good on the eyes. I definitely gave everyone a vitamin A explosion of un-fucking credible root-vegetable sexiness when I decided to be a carrot for Halloween this past year.
Right there baby, put me in that salad and shake it. Crunch crunch. You’ll eat it and you’ll like it. (more…)